Barrington is coming to visit and it's going to be my birthday. Please could you help me put together a really unusual barbecue?

I've eaten some really strange things since I've been in Australia and I'd like to have a 'Bonza Birthday Barbecue'. Try to include as much alliteration as possible.
For example,
Chopped Crunchy Crocodile Claws
would sound really good, or
Creamy Kangaroo Casserole.
I wouldn't have to use real animals, of course, but it would be fun to have a really weird-sounding menu.

If you enjoy reading books by Roald Dahl, this is just the sort of thing he'd have loved to write!